Saturday, January 31, 2009

waiter tip

be nice to your waiter.  they hold a ton of power.  don't want spit in your food?  well then don't be a jerk.

Friday, January 30, 2009

babies

for some reason babies look even cuter in newspaper boy hats.

max's tip

when you feel like crap, go and get yourself a big bowl of max's matzo ball chicken soup.  that stuff is great!  i've had matzo ball soup at another place in berkeley but it wasn't anywhere near as good as max's.  max's matzo ball soup is simply the best sick people soup ever. 

toilet paper

i hate whoever invented the toilet paper dispenser tube that doesn't freely spin.  you know what i'm talking about?  you can get like two squares of tp before it locks and won't spin any more.  that guy was a jerk.

bart escalator tip

i'm sick and it's hard for me to talk.  when i'm on bart and someone's standing in the middle of the escalator, i stomp hella loud and they move to the right.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

phlegm

spit out your phlegm, it's bad to swallow it.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

bandaid tip

i recently cut my finger.  if you want to use medicine, apply it directly on the bandaid pad.  that way you don't have to infect the medicine tube with your finger AND you don't have to deal with a greasy finger for when you apply the medicine.  i can't believe it took me 4 bandaids to figure this out.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

oil change and tire rotation tip

now here's something of high interest.  according to big O tires, you should get an oil change and tire rotation every 3000-5000 miles.  but when i looked at my car manual, it said to get an oil change and tire rotation every 7500 miles.  that's a big difference.  of course, it works to big O's advantage if you visit them more.  i'm just going to go with what my manual says. 

Sunday, January 4, 2009

feet tip

we need to evolve so that we have super long toes that we can curl up to keep our feet warm.  feet are poorly designed.  mine are always cold during the winter.  it's miserable.  with evolved feet, we'd of course have to redesign footwear as well. 
 

Saturday, January 3, 2009

another taboo game tip

have your fingers poised and ready to flip the next card.  don't be fumbling around after your partner guesses.

beware the scare

some people just don't like to be scared.  my brother and i used to daily scare my dad when he came back from work.  we had great fun and it was always a source of riotous amusement.  however, it was recently brought to my attention that not everyone enjoys a quick scare.  guess you should know your audience.